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Author Topic: Squirrel Underpants  (Read 2470 times)

Offline Wizzo

Squirrel Underpants
« on: January 15, 2009, 09:35:41 PM »
I don’t think anyone in the animal kingdom needs underpants, unless you’re employed by Disney. Still, even Donald Duck decided to go commando for all and sundry to see, and he certainly isn’t ashamed about his pecker.  :swoon:

The Squirrel Underpants come in 3″ waist sizes, made out of 100% cotton. Not only squirrels can wear them but hamsters, frogs and gerbils as well.  :DntKnw:

http://baronbob.com/squirrel-tiny-underpants.htm


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Offline Ian

Re: Squirrel Underpants
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2009, 09:45:44 PM »
Hehe, wait until Neil sees this.  :DD
An aircraft landing is just a controlled crash.

Offline Ian

Re: Squirrel Underpants
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2009, 09:47:44 PM »
An aircraft landing is just a controlled crash.

Offline Dare

Re: Squirrel Underpants
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2009, 11:15:49 PM »
And here's one for Dare.

http://www.baronbob.com/bushtoiletpaper.htm

If I ever received that for a gift I would
consider it a honor and duty to put it
to work
Mark Twain once opined, "it's easier to con someone than to convince them they've been conned."

Offline Neil.P

Re: Squirrel Underpants
« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2009, 02:23:41 AM »
I think I might have some more tales of woe concerning my nemesis, the Squirrel. I've heard a few more rustlings coming form the loft. ::)

Neil.P

Offline Dare

Re: Squirrel Underpants
« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2009, 02:27:28 AM »
Do you have gutters on your house<I've seen
houses where the gutters are hung low and
Mr Sqirrel will chew thru the gutter board and get
in the house
Mark Twain once opined, "it's easier to con someone than to convince them they've been conned."

Offline Neil.P

Re: Squirrel Underpants
« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2009, 02:34:52 AM »
Sounds like they are getting in somewhere up by the guttering dare. I need to get up there and have a look where the hole is. Cheers.

Neil.P

Offline Dare

Re: Squirrel Underpants
« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2009, 02:40:30 AM »
I've seen them get in many a attic that way.Just
cover the hole with a piece of aluminum flashing
bent not quite at 45 degrees.One end under the first
shingle and the other in the gutter
Mark Twain once opined, "it's easier to con someone than to convince them they've been conned."

Offline Dare

Re: Squirrel Underpants
« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2009, 10:39:52 PM »
if all else fells try this site


http://www.thesquirrelloversclub.com/
Mark Twain once opined, "it's easier to con someone than to convince them they've been conned."

Offline Neil.P

Re: Squirrel Underpants
« Reply #9 on: January 16, 2009, 11:29:53 PM »
Where do I sign up, I'm beat :'(

Wow look at this site http://sugarbushsquirrel.com/ They've even got one dressed up as Castro :DD

Neil.P

Offline claw_grrl67

Re: Squirrel Underpants
« Reply #10 on: January 17, 2009, 12:06:30 AM »
Having had up-close-and-personal experience with squirrels, I dare anyone to even attempt to sock them into jockeys.  You'll lose a finger at least, maybe several, in the process.

Claw_grrl

Offline Neil.P

Re: Squirrel Underpants
« Reply #11 on: January 17, 2009, 12:23:16 AM »
Hiya Claw, they're teeth are like razors aren't they. I'll get a photo of this one when I get him out.

Neil.P

Offline Slugger

Re: Squirrel Underpants
« Reply #12 on: January 18, 2009, 05:13:57 PM »
You won't be able to take a photo because you won't have any fingers left to operate the camera  :P

Offline Neil.P

Re: Squirrel Underpants
« Reply #13 on: January 18, 2009, 06:05:19 PM »
 ::) :D

Neil.P

 


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