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Offline Wizzo

Three Vices
« on: February 16, 2009, 03:32:04 PM »
God visits a man and tells him he must give up smoking, drinking and sex if he wants to get into heaven. . . the man says he will try. . .

God visits the man a week later to see how he is getting on. "Not bad" says the man "I have given up smoking and drinking, but when the wife bent over the freezer, I just couldn't resist!"

"they don't like that in heaven" replies God. The man says "yeah, they aren't too happy about it in ASDA either!"
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Offline Scott

Re: Three Vices
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2009, 06:47:21 PM »
I had to google ASDA to get the joke.   :-[ :-[
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Re: Three Vices
« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2009, 07:22:56 PM »
Thats a good one Wiz,  :DD
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Re: Three Vices
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2009, 08:15:27 PM »
 :DD  One of your best yet Wiz!  :DD
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Offline Dare

Re: Three Vices
« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2009, 11:04:29 PM »
Quote from: ScottyD on February 16, 2009, 06:47:21 PM
I had to google ASDA to get the joke.   :-[ :-[

Me too Scotty
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