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Author Topic: Geek replaces finger with USB drive  (Read 1035 times)

Offline Wizzo

Geek replaces finger with USB drive
« on: March 22, 2009, 07:04:57 PM »
You've heard of USB thumb drives, but you likely have not considered the real thing - a lost digit replaced by a USB Flash drive!

A Finnish programmer who lost his finger in a motorcycle accident has now replaced it with a prosthetic finger that has a USB drive built in. Jerry Jalava can now peel back his "nail" and reveal a 2GB "finger drive" for storing photos, movies and software.  :DD

Jalava had his left ring finger amputated last summer after crashing into a deer with his motorbike near the Finnish capital Helsinky. Given his profession as a computer programmer, the doctors treating him joked that he should have a USB "finger drive" and Jalava went for the idea.

Jerry Jalava's 2GB USB finger looks like a normal finger, but it's detachable and he leaves it inside his computer's slot while using it. The Finnish programmer plans to "upgrade" his finger in the future with one that has a removable fingertip, an RFID tag and more storage space.

This is not a hoax.



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Offline Dare

Re: Geek replaces finger with USB drive
« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2009, 07:16:06 PM »
If he wants a USB device with a lot of memory
have him marry Lorena Bobbitt
Mark Twain once opined, "it's easier to con someone than to convince them they've been conned."

Offline Ian

Re: Geek replaces finger with USB drive
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2009, 07:41:31 PM »
Oooh, OUCH.  :'(
An aircraft landing is just a controlled crash.

Offline cosworth151

Re: Geek replaces finger with USB drive
« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2009, 11:20:16 AM »
I don't care for it. After all, flipping someone the USB just doesn't have the same panache. :nono:
“You can search the world over for the finer things, but you won't find a match for the American road and the creatures that live on it.”
― Bob Dylan

Offline Scott

Re: Geek replaces finger with USB drive
« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2009, 12:42:58 PM »
Not to mention how he'll have to contort himself to have his finger plugged in while he up or downloads data.
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