Ninja vs Pirate Baby

[Wizzo]

Now this is how you raise a kid that will turn out like Neil.  You have to start out their training at a young age and expose them to the legendary heated debate of Ninja vs Pirate.

One that has plagued mankind for ages.  The strong rivalry between ninjas and pirates is an important one.  An argument no child should be shielded from, which is why you need this mobile hanging over your baby’s head every time they lay down in their crib.