WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED

[david1275]

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
 
 
 Men Are Just Happier People--
   
 1/ Your last name stays put.

 2/ The garage is all yours.

 3/ Wedding plans take care of themselves.

 4/ Chocolate is just another snack.

 5/ Car mechanics tell you the truth.
   
 6/ The world is your urinal.

 7/ You never have to drive to another petrol station toilet cause this one is just too icky.

 8/ You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
   
 9/ You know your Left from your Right.

 10/ Same work, more pay.
   
 11/ Wrinkles add character.

 12/ People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
   
 13/ New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
   
 14/ One mood all the time.
 
 15/ Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
   
 16/ You know stuff about tanks and engines.

 17/ A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

 18/ You can open all your own jars.

 19/ You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
 
 20/ Your underwear is £4.00 for a three-pack.

 21/ Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

 22/ You never have strap problems in public.
   
 23/ You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
 
 24/The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

 25/ You only have to shave your face and neck.
 
 26/ You can play with toys all your life.
   
 27/ You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

 28/ You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
 
 29/ You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
 
 30/ Last one for Jeri - You can never ever get pregnant!!
 
  No wonder men are happier.
 
 

[Jericoke]

At least I never have to listen to men being preggo.  you guys wouldn't last 5 minutes

[Ian]

If it was that bad the human race would have died out centuries ago. 

[david1275]

Your askin' for trouble there Ian my man

[Jericoke]

If it was that bad the human race would have died out centuries ago. 

If it wasn't that bad, everyone'd have 20 kids

[Ian]

Thats why it's women that get pregnant, men would be too sensible to want 20 kids.

[Jericoke]

Thats why it's women that get pregnant, men would be too sensible to want 20 kids.

You'd have your very own pit crew!

[Ian]

No thanks, I'll change my own wheels.

[Jericoke]

No thanks, I'll change my own wheels.

Wanna change mine too?

[romephius]

Good stuff, I've seen it before, as I read it I was cleaning my fingernails with my knife

Rom

[Dare]

you just had to ask


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/03/31/pregnant-man-new-photos-r_n_94250.html

[Ian]

Looked more like a beer belly to me.

[Scott]

Two things I am forever in debt to my wife for - giving birth to both my kids (I'd rather have my tibia busted with a sledge hammer than give birth to anything bigger than a ping-pong ball - you are a Goddess, Jeri), and taking care of me when I'm sick like my Mom used to (c'mon guys, admit it there isn't anything like a nasty cold to turn a man into a wimpering 10 year old).

All the rest of that list applies though.

[Ian]

Sorry Scotty I gotta disagree, if I feel rough I just want to be left alone with a bottle of scotch, you'll soon feel better, believe me there will be no pain.

[david1275]

Sorry Scotty I gotta disagree, if I feel rough I just want to be left alone with a bottle of scotch, you'll soon feel better, believe me there will be no pain.

Ah Scotch, the best pain killer in the world!!