Multi-use Translator

[Wizzo]

Have you ever been lectured by your dog and wanted to know exactly what he was saying? Well, now you can with the Bowlingual Dog Translator, which will tell you if your K9 is sad, frustrated, alerting you to danger, needy, happy or being self-assertive.



Simply enter your dog's details, such as their breed, and attach the microphone to his collar. When your best friend starts yapping, read the LCD on the remote unit to understand his every word.

I've used it on the wife and it works a treat! 

[Ian]

I bet she was'nt looking over your shoulder when you typed that tho' wizard

[Wizzo]

I'm not that brave