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Author Topic: Pet Butt Covers  (Read 2319 times)

Offline Wizzo

Pet Butt Covers
« on: December 15, 2009, 01:08:19 AM »
Fed up with looking at your pets butt? (I know I am  :crazy:)

You need the new Rear Gear Butt Covers! 

These tiny cardboard cutouts dangle in front of your pet’s butthole to keep it looking pretty.  They come in disco ball form, biohazard, air freshener, heart, flower, smiley face, number one ribbon, cupcake, sheriff’s badge, dice and then of course you can get a custom one with Mrs Wiz's face on it. 

Warning: My home may be at risk if any member tells Mrs Wiz about the above comment.


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Offline Dare

Re: Pet Butt Covers
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2009, 01:28:02 AM »
I used to think the O under the tail
meant they came from Ohio,sorry Cos >:D
Mark Twain once opined, "it's easier to con someone than to convince them they've been conned."

Offline cosworth151

Re: Pet Butt Covers
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2009, 01:05:13 PM »
That's alright, Dare. Up here, we all know that Kentucky schools teach their students the three "R's" : Readin', 'Riten' and Route 71 North!  :P
“You can search the world over for the finer things, but you won't find a match for the American road and the creatures that live on it.”
― Bob Dylan

Offline Dare

Re: Pet Butt Covers
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2009, 01:42:18 PM »
Correct me if I'm wrong Cos but there's a rumor here
that the Ohio Gov't built observation towers at the
Ky-Ohio border and charge  to look south in the
promised land. :o  ;)  >:D
Mark Twain once opined, "it's easier to con someone than to convince them they've been conned."

Offline cosworth151

Re: Pet Butt Covers
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2009, 03:33:00 PM »
Here in the States, every state has an official state song. They are chosen by each state's government, and played at many official state functions. To show the difference between Kentucky and Ohio....

The Kentucky State song:  :lazy:



The Ohio State song:  :yahoo:


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david1275

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Re: Pet Butt Covers
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2009, 07:46:56 PM »
I just want to know what she intends to do with that thumb. :o

Offline Dare

Re: Pet Butt Covers
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2009, 08:18:39 PM »
I think this might capture the mood of
My Old Ky Home a little better.Home of the
biggest horse race in the world.


Mark Twain once opined, "it's easier to con someone than to convince them they've been conned."

Offline Neil.P

Re: Pet Butt Covers
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2009, 08:55:36 PM »
Can't believe the Butt Cover thread has been Hi-Jacked by a campaign to start the next Civil War LOL :DD

Neil.P

Offline Wizzo

Re: Pet Butt Covers
« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2009, 10:12:05 AM »
Quote
Can't believe the Butt Cover thread has been Hi-Jacked by a campaign to start the next Civil War LOL

Its terrible isn't it Neil? There we were trying to have an intelligent, informative thread and look what happens!  ::)

Quote
I just want to know what she intends to do with that thumb.

Thanks for trying to get the thread back on course Dave   :DD
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Offline cosworth151

Re: Pet Butt Covers
« Reply #9 on: December 16, 2009, 01:51:18 PM »
Just one more.

Like Dare said, most people think of My Old Kentucky Home in connection to The Kentucky Derby. Just like most people think of Sloopy with Ohio State football and the Ohio State University Marching Band.



Please notice that both Ohio videos have lots of leg in them.  :yahoo:
“You can search the world over for the finer things, but you won't find a match for the American road and the creatures that live on it.”
― Bob Dylan

Offline Dare

Re: Pet Butt Covers
« Reply #10 on: December 16, 2009, 02:20:09 PM »
The south shell rise again :yahoo:
Mark Twain once opined, "it's easier to con someone than to convince them they've been conned."

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Re: Pet Butt Covers
« Reply #11 on: December 16, 2009, 05:18:44 PM »
The south shell rise again :yahoo:

And you'll have to wear the light grey Mercedes team uniform, I hope they've got your size! LOL  :P

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Offline cosworth151

Re: Pet Butt Covers
« Reply #12 on: December 16, 2009, 07:14:48 PM »
I've already got my blue Williams-Cosworth gear out of storage.
“You can search the world over for the finer things, but you won't find a match for the American road and the creatures that live on it.”
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