Best Toast

[Wizzo]

Patrick hoisted his beer and said: "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!" - and he took home the top prize for the best toast of the night.

In bed later that night, he told his wife: "Mary, I won the prize for the best toast of the night." She said, "Oh yeah, what was your toast?"

So he told her: "Here's to spending the rest of me life sitting in church beside me wife."

"Oh," she said, "that is very nice, dear."

The next day, Mary ran into one of Patrick's drinking partners in the street. Mischievously, the man said: "Did you hear about your husband winning a prize in the pub the other night for a toast about you, Mary?"

She replied: "Certainly did - and I was a bit surprised. Till now, he's only been there once. I had to force him down there by pulling his ears and after a few minutes he fell asleep!"

[Ian]

 

[John S]

    Wicked! just Wicked! Wizzo.

[david1275]

First Class!! 

[Scott]

 

New leaf for a new year?  Great one Wiz

[lkjohnson1950]

OK, who are you and what have you done with our Wizzo?

Lonny